I went out with Mary only a couple of times. She was a cute girl, but she was just too awkward and shy for me. I decided after the second date ended in a curiously strange kiss in which she stuck her tongue through her teeth that I wasn’t going to see her again. This is America, however, and everybody gets three strikes. Continue reading →
Reader’s of this blog have seen many a horrificdating/sexual experience described in detail by yours truly, and I thought that as a precursor to the finale of this dumb attempt at creating buzz around my writing, I’d like to take a moment to address the women in my life who I wish had stayed, if only for a little while longer, but didn’t as a result of sanity/wants/distance.